My Epson spent day before yesterday coming up with new and creative ways to make printing the MS a major PITA:
"My heads are clogged, you have to waste ink cleaning them."
"I'm out of yellow ink. This has absolutely nothing to do with printing black, but I'm going to sit here with my arms folded until you get me a new yellow cartridge."
"I did 10 pages. Now I'm out of black ink."
"Ooh, you touched my plug. Don't you remember you have to insert it just so to actually get electricity from this wall outlet?"
"Say, how about I print everything after page 82 in red?"
Actually, I think the red ink was caused by a mistake I made in Word, and I think it's fixed now, but I coulden't risk testing that hypothesis until I recovered from the urge to pick up the printer and hurl it out the window. Now it's time to find out. Wish me luck.
After another 45 pages it has now decided that it cannot continue printing black text unless I give it a new blue ink cartridge. Pfui. Blue and magenta cartridges now on order.